because I needed to laugh AND love me some Louis C.K.

“Women try to compete.
They’re like, ‘Well I’m a pervert. You don’t know. I have really sick sexual thoughts.’

I’m like, ‘No, you have no idea. You have NO idea.’

‘Cause you see, you get to have those thoughts. I HAVE to have those thoughts.

You’re a tourist in sexual perversion.
I’m a prisoner there.
 
You’re Jane Fonda on a tank.

I’m John McCain in the hut.”
                                                              ~ Louis C.K.

OHHH and then these:

 

 

now back to boring work...